This Is Why I Don’t Go On Many Group Night Rides Anymore

Because of twits like this who instead of respecting cherished landmarks like Echo Park’s “Lady of the Lake,” they have to climb up and spread their ass cheeks on it. UPDATE: The Eastsider L.A. blog is reporting on vandalism to the eyes of the statue from “sometime last week.” Coincidentally this photo’s Flickr page lists …

Of Thunks & Hookers

Weird day riding in today — and by riding I mean: Participating In An Ongoing Civic Study Of The City’s Capacity For Assholes. Not only did I have to deal with the bike’s drivetrain emitting phantom thunks whose source I couldn’t discern, but in addition I got right-hooked thrice by passing sedans. I haven’t been …

Can You See Me Now?

Don’t lecture me because I understand that I am to blame. Instead of asserting my right to the lane I’m biking in, I have a tendency to ride too far to the right — only a couple-three feet out from the curb, or well within the doorzone. I’ve tried to change that habit, but that’s …

FedUp/FedEx

As you may or may not know my Canon point-n-shoot camera died at the end of May, but fortunately is under warranty and has spent the days since at a camera spa in Orange County I shipped it off to, getting massages and hot oil treatments and immersion tank sessions and group therapy so that …

Chitibank

Citibank (South Dakota) NA Card Service Center Customer Service PO Box 6500 Sioux Falls, SD 57117-6500 Account No.: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX0117 Dear Customer Service Manager “R.M. Pick,” I am in receipt of your letter dated May 3, 2009, advising me that the credit limit has been reduced on the above-referenced account to $300 due to a decision …